"Worst First Date Ever"

Generalmente no me gusta blogear estas cosas pero esta historia supero, por lejos, otras historias comicas... Al publico de habla inglesa, enjoy it!

I usually don't like to blog about these stuff but this story was, by far, a very comical one... To all of you who can read and understand English, enjoy it!

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it.

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!

We have all had bad dates,- but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountain southside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (noovernight).

They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested shetry to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, becauseof the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or itwould be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pantsdown and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentlemanand refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor ofthe moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as shetried to cover herself with her sweater, and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, theyalso were faced with a real problem both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the firstplace, both quickly realized that there was only one way to gether free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prizehands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down."

And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off"!!!!!!